If you go down to the woods today, you'll get a jolly surprise - two dogs, a master with anger management issues, a village community that could have been the model for Little Britain, a bunch of luvvies from the Beeb. And a hope of redemption through caring for the epileptic lurcher of the title. And, by the way, the two dogs write very idiosyncratic English.
I ranted about the nutters in the village. Getting myself further and further into angerworld. I knew I should've stopped but I couldn't. I just ranted. Paddy only spoke once I'd finished.
- Maybe you need a hobby, he said, - Do you like music?